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Joke of the Day
"Whats the best thing about being a meth addict? Only two more sleeps until christmas."
Next Joke
"The thing I love most about this summer weather is the short shorts and tube tops.. ... Though, they do make me look a bit gay."
"At my age, my biggest fantasy is to sleep through the night without having to pee every two hours."
"I started a club for guys with erectile dysfunction. It was a total flop. Nobody came."
"What's brown and sticky? A stick. *I'm sorry I couldn't resist.*"
"Two antennae got married... The ceremony was alright, but the reception was GREAT!"
"Why are teenage girls so much better at English than boys? Girls, like, have a much better, like, grasp of, like, similes."
"I adopted a rock. He just sits there and does nothing all day. It still beats raising Kylo."
"Other girls think they are quirky because they pet dogs at parties. I on the other hand, fear death but also long for it"
"""He sure seems like a nice young man"" is Grandma-speak for ""I'd totally hit that."""