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Joke of the Day
"Yelling ""you're not my real ladder!"" at your step ladder."
Next Joke
"What do your mom and Jesus have in common? They both got nailed"
"I could be subtweeting my cat for all you know. Calm down."
"Eating a box of Thin Mints doesn't make you thin. Apparently."
"Well thank you auto correct for changing ""I wish you were here"" to ""I wish you were her"". I didn't wanna have sex anyways."
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick in your ass"
"I was wondering why the frisbee in the distance was getting bigger Then it hit me"
"Women are like bathrooms stalls.... ....they're all dirty, except the handicap ones -Jim Jeffries"
"What does the Farmer say when he is searching his shovel ? Where is my shovel ?"
"Why did the twitter army lose all their battles? Because they kept retweeting."