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Joke of the Day
"[whispers to you at my own funeral] ok don't freak out"
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"HairLine Joke Your hair line goes Way back Like the 50's"
"Neighbor: I need to run to the store. Can you watch the baby? Me (thinks of Daredevil cued up on Netflix): I am a registered sex offender"
"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day."
"I named my son Kidding Me so whenever people say ""Are you kidding me"" he has to say yes. This is a bad joke thanks for your time"
"Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through."
"What type of wood is the most expensive? Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)"
"Life is like toilet paper... You're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole."
"Don't let the notion of being bad at something keep you from enjoying it Ask my wife."
"I'm sick of women staring at my spaceship. It's like, HELLO, my tentacles are up here!"