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Joke of the Day
"Why did the mom cry as her baby Richard became older? Her little Dick was growing."
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"Why do French tanks have rear view mirrors? So they can see the battle."
"If you ever doubt the value of writers, just follow your favorite actor on Twitter."
"All my life, I've wanted to learn how to juggle... But I never had the balls to try"
"What does a donkey say? It says ""Hey Shrek, whats up?"" (I was 9 when i made this okay)"
"I'd call you a cunt but you lack the warmth and depth"
"I found out how to make my penis 16 inches I Fold mine in half"
"What do the iPhone 5 and Viagra have in common? They're both $700 for an extra inch!"
"How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? (NSFW) It depends on how hard you throw them."
"*smashes into treehouse* Gimme all ur snacks! *kid reaches for cans on a string to make emergency call but I already snipped the string*"