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Joke of the Day

"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone if you want babies throwing rocks everywhere. Dangerous."

"Did you hear about the latest thing affected by recession? My hairline!"

"Why do Central Americans hop the U.S. Border in groups of 4 or more? Because the sign says no tres-passing."

"A red and blue ship collided in the Mediterranean today. The survivors are marooned."

"[ants at a Def Leppard concert] *Pour Some Sugar on Me starts* Ant 1: Oh hell yeah I love this one Ant 2: Sugar is good for us and the queen"

"Q: What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot? A: A walkie-talkie."

"A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar... He orders a drink."

"Goodbye, Class! Hello, Trump."

"Did you hear who just took on the biggest gentrification project in America? Donald J. Trump."

"What do polar bears have for lunch ? Ice burger !"