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Joke of the Day

"Him: Can you believe what's going on in Egypt? Me: Yeah...it's crazy...I gotta go. Bye. Me: *googles what's happening in Egypt?*"

"The worst thing about being bjtten by a spider is that you're probably australian"

"How do librarians file melted marshmallows? According to the Gooey Decimal System."

"Why was the baby elf sad? Because he was Legolas"

"What are the two most important holes on a woman? The Nostrils. So she can breathe while giving me a blow job. *My 10 year old brother told me this today"

"Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana? Because he was in a wheelchair."

"I haven't spoken to my wife in 20 years I didn't want to interrupt her."

"I think the main issue with 'The Hunger Games' is that while her life is at stake, boy problems are still presented as legitimate threats."

"I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey... But then I turned myself around"

"My internet's signal always lose connection Just like my ex wife"