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Joke of the Day
"What is Eminem's favourite food? wraps"
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"I normally don't drink, but last time I did I woke up next to my grandmother I still don't know how I got 6 feet under ground."
"Where does the Federal Reserve hide all of its dirty profits? In debasement."
"Hello? 911? Could you warn the Byzantine empire that Leo VI is going to die next year and they should appreciate him while they can?"
"Don't curse the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation"
"My signature move is texting ""There in 5"" while I'm 80 miles away and embroiled in a Kung Fu Dance battle with an uncouth cattle farmer."
"Why arent the americans playing chess? ...they are missing two towers."
"What happens when you get a bladder infection? Urine trouble."
"Anyone who believes in telekinesis... ...raise my hand"
"The Doctor made me walk again... Because I had to sell my car in order to pay the hospital bill"