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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay man with a hard-on? Homo erectus."
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"Why doesn't Anne Coulter have any loose skin? She's afraid someone will make a lampshade out of it."
"What should we call this giant advertising board? PHIL: A philboard BILL: I have a better idea"
"What's a horny pirates worst nightmare? A sunken chest with no booty"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Safari Barbie ...with rifle pith helmet and pygmy guide"
"Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They go through 50 stories in just a few seconds."
"What is the worlds friendliest aircraft? A hellocopter!"
"I always like taking a shit while on the clock at work but its always so hard to read what time it is when I put it back on the wall."
"What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common? There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!"
"Don't you hate it when spiders bite you and you get like zero superpowers?"