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Joke of the Day

"lovely joke Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."

"So, I was sitting on a train across from a beautiful Thai girl. And all I could think was ""Don't get a boner. Don't get a boner."" And then she did."

"why do people live in regular houses when there are steakhouses"

"What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito? Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors."

"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming."

"Did you hear about the man who won a lifetime supply of Marijuana Lotion. He hit the jackpot."

"My local supermarket is selling Star Wars-themed cereal... They really are trying to milk the franchise for all its worth."

"10% luck... 20% skill 15% concentrated power of will 5% pleasure 50% pain 100% reason to remember *the game.*"

"I've been really impressed by igloos. They're all white houses."

"What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home? What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home? WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN? Saddest joke ever."