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Joke of the Day
"What is a necrophiliac's safe word? I'm alive."
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"What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines"
"How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday? With a low-key event"
"What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil? I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B."
"If he hurts you, cry a river and then drown him in it."
"What's the favorite subject of young witches at school? Spelling."
"Michael Jackson's last words ""Take me to the children's hospital."""
"At the pharmacy I asked for 50 condoms. 2 girls behind me started laughing. I turned around, looked them straight in the eyes and said, ""Make that 52."""
"*wife opens present* ""You got me the action figure you wanted?"" Ugh if you don't appreciate it then give me it *takes gift and runs to room*"
"Whats the difference between a Pimple and a Catholic Priest? One will wait until you're 13 to come all over your face."