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Joke of the Day
"I needed something to leave my door open.... So I left it ajar.... :'D"
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"Why did the blind Jew hate driving in Germany? When it came to speed bumps, he did nazi them coming"
"What do Italians do when they're waiting for somthing? They pasta time."
"I have just been kidnapped by a fat dude in a red suit, shoved in a bag and taken to the north pole and wrapped up. Who put me on their Christmas list?"
"What is Donald Trumps favourite rap group? Run-DNC"
"Cute girl: omg I love this bread [At the next table] Jesus: [loudly, holding up a slice of bread] so this is my body"
"I have an outstanding credit score and even know a dude named Tanner but I'm still not white enough to drink pumpkin beer."
"My Altima's name is Liam Nissan"
"Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? A: 'cuz they ain't got balls to scratch!"
"Q: What country is ill? A: Germany."