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Joke of the Day
"1) Go to Starbucks 2) Order coffee 3) Say your name is Waldo 4) Leave"
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"If Trump wins the election.... I hope he leaves us for a younger, more attractive Eastern European Country after a year or two."
"""Hitting it hard as shit"" and ""tickling the hole"" are not phrases that I would have associated with golf before today"
"Hate when the grammar police single me out like some kind of which hunt"
"Whats the best thing to put into a pie? Your teeth!"
"3 guys walk into a bar The 4th one ducks."
"Did you that even when The Thing is not scared... He still shits bricks"
"What do yo call a Mexican Titanic? Sink-o De Mayo haah"
"Said I'd buy my son some stuffing for his pillow. He wanted to come with me. Then his sister did too So now I'm getting down with the kids."
"Why did the Mexican food go to counseling? He wanted to taco bout his problems"