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Joke of the Day
"Confucius say.. Man who stand on toilet bowl, high on pot."
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"""...until death do us part."" *looks at minister* ""What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie? Then I can bang other chicks?"""
"Why did the blonde start rubbing toothpaste on her vagina? She heard it helps reduce cavities."
"What do you call someone who randomly shows up and drinks your alcohol? Bill Murray."
"What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament? Genesis 3."
"It happens when you least expect it. Your head starts to spin. You lose control and you start falling head over heels. -winter ice/love"
"An old married couple is talking... ...when the husband asks,""Sweetheart, have you ever slept with other men ?"" ""No, I only slept with you. I was awake with the others."""
"If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, ... I'd start thinking about you."
"""What does the fox say?"" Whatever the Rupert Murdoch tells it to."
"The UK is leaving the EU and because of that, Scotland is moving for another Independence Referendum... So the english are going to get away scot free!"