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Joke of the Day

"Bill O'Reilly What a fucking joke"

"Moses and Joshua found a class of water in the fridge... They decided to split it."

"What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach? Microwaves!"

"Scientists say you're more likely to die of what your grandparents died of rather than your parents If anyone sees any German snipers let me know"

"What has 2 legs but can not walk? A cripple."

"Remember: whatever fun game you invent for your kids, you're going to have to play it 10,000 times"

"What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year? It's a fugazi."

"a dyslexic man walks into a bra"

"Twin Towers [removed] I'm going to hell for this..."

"The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but... the new guy screwed everything up"