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Joke of the Day
"How do you make holy water? You boil the hell outta it"
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"The problem with studying ancient Chinese art is I want some Mexican art a half an hour later."
"The worst thing about living in the city must be cleaning all the dead parkour people out of your chimney."
"What do a 275lb white lady and a 275lb cinder block have in common? A Mexican is going to lay them one day"
"A guy on the street just said ""nice feet"" to me can someone tell me seriously if that was a cat call?"
"What idiot coined the term ex-fiance Instead of near-Mrs Edit: ex fiancee. I'm not as smart as I thought I was.."
"Where do admins go for summer break? Banned camp."
"her: what r u doing? me: taking a photo of a glass of tap water on snapchat & see if they have- her: oh god me:-a water filter."
"Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work."
"Today my friend accused me of being condescending. It's ridiculous, I don't even think he knows what that word means."