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Joke of the Day

"Darwin is a genius. Just realized I'm attracted to women in glasses because I'm more likely to reproduce with a woman who can't see me well."

"A local nightclub held a special ladies night for double amputees. The place was crawling with pussy."

"Why did the chicken get a strike? Because it was a fowl."

"Who is the most cowardly knight in all the land? Sir Ender"

"What's the best thing about being homeless... You don't have to duck and cover during an earthquake."

"What do you call a chicken coop with 4 doors? A chicken sedan."

"If a buzzing insect saw the alphabet, would... a bee see?"

"How did Canada get its name? They had a bag of letters, and one person announced as he picked each letter out "" 'C', eh, 'N', eh, 'D', eh""."

"What did Billy Mays do on 12/31/1998 Partied like it's 19.99!"

"Where do you guys stand on the cheese debate? I'm staunchly pro-volone."