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"I hope you don't take this joke literally but if you do, please return it later."
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"Date: ""You're very tall! Do you play basketball?"" Me: ""You're very fat. Are you a sumo wrestler?"""
"""I'll be back!"" -boomerangs -and herpes"
"What did the Nazi/Islamist soccer team say when they lost the game? The shoes did it!"
"What do you call the science of knives? Cutting edge technology."
"What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean? I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face."
"""Hello, 912"" wait did u say 912? ""yup"" I meant to dial 911 ""happens all the time"" lol I'm such a goof ""haha right?"" my neighbor got stabbed"
"What are the two sexiest barn yard animals? Brown-chicken-brown-cow"
"What did the dog use to make his kite? Flypaper."
"I'm going to wait until lots of ppl get tattoos of my characters, then suddenly make my comic really racist and horrible"