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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow stable in Egypt? A Mubarack"
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"My parent's kitchen was designed with 11 light switches, all of which turn on the garbage disposal if you're trying to be quiet"
"I'm really sorry to hear about Donald Trump Nothing happened to him. I'm just sorry to hear about him."
"""Why do rednecks act like such morons?'' ""Who says they're acting?"""
"What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink? TAKBEER!"
"Today seems like the perfect day to make important life altering decisions! - Me, when I've gone two days without sleep"
"Why do vegans hate themselves? They are animal products."
"99 Problems If you havin adventure problems I feel bad for you son, I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one. Hit me!"
"If one ex was drowning and the other was dangling from a cliff-edge and you had one set of ropes to save them....where would you hide it?"
"Can't sleep. Boss is watching."