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Joke of the Day
"What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink? TAKBEER!"
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"Teacher: This note from your father looks like your handwriting ? Pupil: Well yes he borrowed my pen !"
"Police: How did they break in? Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it? Me: They threw it through the window."
"I wonder if both Wright Brothers were behind their inventions, or it was just one & their mother yelling ""Wilbur, you include your brother!"""
"When I take pictures of cheese I yell ""SAY HUMANS!"" and me and the cheese laugh and laugh and then I binge eat and cry."
"Those leaf blower guys must be constantly looking for blow jobs."
"Q: How you can tell if a ghoul was in your fridge? A: It leaves footprints in the butter."
"I walk the walk. I talk the talk. But mostly I sit the sit."
"What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug? One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro."
"Two lesbians walk into red lobster"