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Joke of the Day

"99 Problems If you havin adventure problems I feel bad for you son, I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one. Hit me!"

"My friend told his girlfriend that he wants lots of children It's pretty messed up how excited she got about dating a pedophile."

"Joseph: no rooms? Dude she's about to give birth to humanity's savior Innkeeper: sorry busy around Christmas time J: wtf around what time"

"What happened to the embarrassed bungalow on the street of two story houses? It got stares."

"Hi, my name is Kate. I am 12 and I am still a virgin... does that mean my dad is gay?"

"If a woman ever charges you with a knife in the kitchen, remain calm and open the fridge. Take out mayonnaise, cheese, and ham. Natural instincts will kick in and she will make you a sandwich instead."

"Why do groups of cows not like new music releases? Because they've herd it all before"

"Reddit Starts with an R and, Ends whit an E. right?"

"What do you call an italian hooker (with part 2) A pastatute Where does a pastatute live? The spaghetto"

"Dark humor is like a kid terminally ill with cancer It never gets old"