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Joke of the Day

"Today seems like the perfect day to make important life altering decisions! - Me, when I've gone two days without sleep"

"How did Marty McFly react when shown what 2015 would really look like? Gee, it's hard to say, although he did seem pretty shaken up about it."

"How do you think the unthinkable? with an itheberg."

"Why did the hippie drown? Because he was too far out, man."

"Whats the Difference between Acne and A priest? Whats the Difference between acne and a priest? Acne wont come on your face unil youre 13."

"This ""violence in the workplace"" seminar is only teaching us what we shouldn't do. No fighting techniques or anything."

"TIFU by getting fired from the calendar factory All I did was take a couple of days off."

"Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter"

"Your x-ray showed a broken rib, but we fixed it with photoshop."

"Why does Michael Scott hate Hamlet? Toby or not Toby"