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Joke of the Day

"Don't tell me you're fat because obesity runs in your family... Not a damn thing has ever run in your family."

"What's a peasant's favorite sport? Serfing."

"Did you hear about the guy that farted in church? He had to sit in his own pew."

"Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!"

"I'm volunteering at the tempura house tonight. It's a shelter for lightly battered women."

"What's a Rabbi's favourite drink? Mountain Jew."

"How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg? Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesn't make it a leg."

"I'd like to tell a joke about Dratini... Only urbanites will get it."

"Your tits look better when you don't talk."

"What do Bristol Palin and Iraq have in common? It's just so hard to pull out."