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Joke of the Day

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"What did the leper say to the hooker? keep the tip. ;)"
"How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it."
"You know why I hate rape jokes? You have to listen to them whether you want to or not"
"I am a proud member of the CBC Short for 'Canadians Against Dyslexia'"
"*Wakes up* ""Wow I feel pretty good"" *Moves body* ""Maybe I spoke too soon"""
"What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date? They give their women awesome Dinar."
"It starts with.... Her sinking into your arms And it ends with her arms into your sink"
"Oh, you said floppy DISK. *pulls pants back up* Yeah, I don't know what that is."
"What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend? ""I only loved you for your body!"""