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Joke of the Day
"What is Mexico's National Sport? Cross-Country"
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"A seal walks into a club... that is all."
"My dad told what the capital of Greece actually is. It's Fathens."
"What do you do when you love a hotel? You Mariott"
"Making writing mistakes is in my blood. Type O."
"Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me of course!"
"*do a little dance* *make a little love* *get kicked out of this funeral*"
"What noise does Doppler's cat make? Meeeeeaaaaaaoooooo^oooowwww^wwww^www"
"It's a good thing I'm off for a vacation soon. It took me 15 minutes of her talking about her Volvo before I realized she meant her car"
"Tell women at the bar you are the lead singer of Train. There's no way they can know your lying."