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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than a lobster on your piano? Crabs on your organ!"
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"When I was a kid I asked my Dad if Abraham Lincoln was jewish. ""Well,"" he said, ""he was shot in his temple."""
"Don't bite the hand that feeds. In fact, don't bite anyone's hand you fucking weirdo."
"I broke my finger last week On the other hand, i'm ok"
"Why is ten afraid of nine? Because nine ate seven! *heh heh*"
"Anonymous doesn't hack Chuck Norris Chuck Norris can't use a computer."
"I laugh like a dumbass every time I hear the term 'manhole'. Maturity will not be reached."
"Did you hear about that guy who had the entire left half of his body chopped off? He's dead now."
"For every 1 hour I spend with friends, I need 30 days to recover by myself."
"It hit me as I was taking my kids trick or treating tonight...... I'm lucky it was just a golfcart"