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Joke of the Day
"How do you make an octopus laugh? Give it ten tickles!"
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"*Opens a window and the wind blows 84 hamburger wrappers from my desk.* ""Oh no! My research!!"""
"What's the hardest thing about rollerblading? Telling your parents you're gay."
"Why was hans crying at dinner? Because the meat was Chewy."
"Kesha dropping the $ sign from her name just shows how bad the economy really is"
"pilot: [via intercom] if you dont shut up back there i will stop this plane co-pilot: [quieter] wont it fall out the sky pilot: not now gary"
"I was drinking at the bar, so I took a bus home. That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before!"
"Me: I've lost my kitten Cop: How would you best describe him? Me: He looks like a miniature cat"
"It doesn't matter how much you work, there will always be an asshole that works less but gets more."
"A jumper cable walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""I'll serve you, but don't start anything."""