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Joke of the Day
"Me: I've lost my kitten Cop: How would you best describe him? Me: He looks like a miniature cat"
Next Joke
"Dear Muslim refugees: just pretend to be Christian. That's what most Christians do anyways."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cecil ! Cecil who ? Cecil have music whereever she goes.... !"
"What did the black guys say to the bleach? you basic"
"What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale."
"[At dinner with wife's friends] Me: may I chime in Wife: I swear to God if you brought your chimes- *my bag dings a little as I unzip it*"
"Did you know women are fantastic at exactly 70 things? 69ers, and making sandwiches."
"[Destiny] Where do Year 1 Guardians buy their clothes? Twilight Gap *badum tsss*"
"Why do mathematician never go to the beach? Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan"
"Did you hear about that frog that broke a bone? Yea he broke a ribbet"