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Joke of the Day
"*Opens a window and the wind blows 84 hamburger wrappers from my desk.* ""Oh no! My research!!"""
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"Which joke is better? How many tickles does it take to tickle an *inbred* octopus? Ten tickles. How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten tickles."
"I would tell you a joke about Iowa... ...but it'd be pretty corny."
"the past, the present and the future walked into a bar. It was tense..."
"Why is the US terrible at league of legends? Because they can't protect their towers."
"What happened to the pie dish that got arrested? He was foiled."
"My boss is having a colonoscopy today. I sure hope they find his head."
"""and this lake shall be called Superior"" all the other Great Lakes: ""k wow we're like right here"""
"Why isn't there democracy in North Korea? Because everytime they try to pronounce ""election"" everyone starts to giggle"
"""It's obviously not real, you dumb impressionable twats"" ...every time people get up in arms over fake articles"