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Joke of the Day
"Why was hans crying at dinner? Because the meat was Chewy."
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"Two deer walk out of a gay bar.. One says to the other: ""I can't believe I just blew 40 bucks in there."""
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"My finger just touched a public toilet seat. I don't want to be all dramatic about it so I'll just say goodbye forever."
"Did you hear about the Mexican racist? he joined the que que que."
"A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job."
"*Action movie guy gets shot 3 times* It's nothing, I'll be fine. *gets shot a 4th time* Wow ok, that last one, ok whoooooo."
"I'm the Babe Ruth of the toilet I always get the runs"
"[Dirty] What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry escaped the chamber."
"I had an ambivalent girlfriend once, but I had to dump her. I found out she was addicted to Meh."