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Joke of the Day

"""There are no dumb questions"" is truly the perfect trap for making dumb people reveal themselves."

"What do you call an imam that owns a goat and a camel? Bisexual."

"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazillian."

"Everyone always makes fun of my man purse until I bust out a bottle of wine, a bag of weed, a bong, milk, cookies and a cheese platter."

"Jokes written by kids (xpost from /r/funny) http://imgur.com/a/hyQna"

"Whatever you do, always give 100% Unless you're donating blood"

"Glad the lady in front of me decided at the last second to stop at the yellow light as I prefer to eat my fries from the dashboard."

"How do you find a fat girl's vagina? Roll her around in flour and look for the wet spot."

"Ever notice Santa brings way nicer shit to rich kids than poor kids? Hey kids ,maybe it's time to do a little Christmas critical thinking."

"I just got scammed by a hacker from Cairo... I guess you could say I've been E-gipped."