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Joke of the Day
"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazillian."
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"Why did the sheriff arrest the tree? Because its leaves rustled."
"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She didn't wear a seatbelt."
"Did you hear the one about the guy who was about to tell a joke and then thought better of it? He killed it."
"I went to the zoo the other day,... there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu."
"Scientists have reversed Global Warming! Get rekt, Sun!"
"Million dollar idea: Selling shower heads at the exit of a Ryan Gosling movie"
"What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll up."
"A time traveler walks into a bar The bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve time travelers here."" A time traveler walks into a bar"
"A wise man learns from his mistakes. A wiser man learns from others' mistakes."