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Joke of the Day
"How do you find a fat girl's vagina? Roll her around in flour and look for the wet spot."
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"Saying ""excape ""makes me wanna stab you in the ""exophagus""."
"Apples are my second favourite fruit. They're sublime!"
"A fox: People aren't so bad. I hear they named a news station after us. [Watches 1 minute of Hannity] We attack the humans at dawn."
"Dad: Why are your nails painted two different colors? Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it?"
"A man walk into a bar and he said ""oww"""
"Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, that's a hardware problem."
"My Mom watched me play ""Madden"" for 40 minutes then asked ""What game are you watching?"" I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands."
"What is black and knocking on the window from the inside? A baby in the oven."
"[Phone rings] Babysitter: Hello? Dude: Dont. Go. Upstairs. Babysitter: Wha.. What's upstairs? Dude: NOT MUCH, STAIRS, WHAT'S UP WITH YOU"