27163

Joke of the Day

"I'am drinking with my new GF and her gay friend from work. So there's 100% chance I'am getting laid and a 50% chance I'll like it."

"I always mean what I say. Sometimes, I didn't mean to say it out loud."

"Husband says to his wife ""you're always pushing me around and talking behind my back!"" She says ""what do you expect? You're in a wheelchair."""

"Kids today will never know the joy of being selected to go outside to dust the erasers."

"I like Ouija boards It's the only game I can still play with grandma."

"What's it called when two strains of a disease are identical? plague-arism"

"what's brown and goes through walls? a poopy spooky"

"After hearing a lot of Oscar Pistorius jokes I find them disgusting. Frankly I won't stand for them and neither will he."

"i gave my girlfreind my nine inch nail... and we got closer."

"The only entities which will survive a nuclear holocaust will be the c**kroaches and a book packed by Flipkart."