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Joke of the Day
"How does a butcher introduce his wife? Meat patty!"
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"TIL Kurt Cobain didn't have a license. He preferred riding shotgun"
"What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line? A nice hare cut"
"I'm getting sick of eating airline food all the time Said the Malaysian shark."
"What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? DAM!!"
"If anyone has a really good fish pun... Let minnow"
"I went to the library and asked for a book on rohypnol. That's the last thing I remember."
"Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring? He was a master of blocking attacks."
"What's long and hard and full of ""SEE-MEN""? A submarine, obviously."
"""the immaturity and the copying are my main issues"" I say in a whiny voice as my wife storms out of the counsellors office"