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Joke of the Day
"A guy walks out from home... I bet you were waiting for a small line of text. Here ya go."
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"No matter how kind you are german kids are Kinder"
"What's the hardest part about fucking a cripple? Paralyzing her."
"Who teaches you how to fart? A tutor :)"
"Forget waterboarding, just put a cold hand on my belly and I'll tell you anything you want to know."
"what do you call a mentally unstable ursine that lives in the antarctic? A bi-polar bear."
"7yo: mommy you smell like beer. Me: well, you smell like a bad idea that your dad and I thought could fix our marriage....now go to bed."
"2 convicted murderers escaped a New York prison using cordless power tools. Authorities said,when they get a hold of them they will be charged."
"Jesus take the wheel ~ Mexicans stripping a car"
"What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws ? Outlaws are wanted"