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Joke of the Day
"Helmholtz Resonators made out of Lampshades, Company name is Silence of the Lamps"
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"My girlfriend broke up with me for gaming too much... What a silly thing to Fallout 4."
"I just ordered a set of dumbbells, so that'll be a fun new thing to trip over while I search for the remote."
"If someone is jogging at 7am on a Sunday - it's because they've just killed someone right?"
"What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ? He had to get a new goat !"
"Why did Liberace like playing the piano? Because he sucked on the organ."
"Why does Father Time wear bandages? Because day breaks and night falls."
"ME: I'm gonna plug my Twitter handle. WIFE: Please don't. ME: I'm gonna do it *walks to the microphone in front of the funeral*"
"i would lose weight but i hate losing"
"""We have here the results of your fraternity test."" (*opens envelope*) ""Kyle... You are NOT the bro!"""