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Joke of the Day

"As I dropped my child off at school today I said, be positive If the race war starts before I get back, that's your blood type"

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"A man and a woman are sitting next to each other... The woman says ""If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffee."" The man says ""If you were my wife, I'd drink it."""
"It's depressing to think how much more Dora the Explorer has seen and done in her life compared to mine"
"The Food Pyramid http://imgur.com/hugGqpi"
"Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences? Time served"
"What's green and smells like pork? Kermits finger"
"My mother always told me if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all... And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them."
"Seems like most rioting in the world happens in the countries with the least bacon."
"An entire generation does not know what the hell is happening when a movie pans over to a wall calendar and the pages magically fly away."
"There is one rule to Tennis Love means nothing"
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