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Joke of the Day

"An entire generation does not know what the hell is happening when a movie pans over to a wall calendar and the pages magically fly away."

"Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party? They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS."

"Whenever I use a racist stereotype, it's blown out of proportion. Just like all the Muslims in the world."

"sometimes when I finish eating a bag of microwave popcorn I try to eat a couple unpopped kernels just to convince myself it's really over"

"A psychiatrist is just a friend you pay to listen to your problems because your other friends are tired of hearing about them."

"Who makes the best photo bombers? Muslims"

"What do horror movies and printer ink have in common? The black one always dies first."

"Why did the Atheist fail algebra? He didn't believe in higher powers."

"What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ? Whatever you want, he can't hear you.."

"Monica Lewinsky's favorite Green Bay Packer? Clinton-Dix"