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Joke of the Day
"What's green and smells like pork? Kermits finger"
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"What do you call a roaming caveman? A meanderthal"
"My girlfriend is a midget and I'm nuts over her"
"How many blacks does it take to screw in a light blulb? Three Fifths"
"How do you find Will Smith in the winter time? follow the Fresh Prints!"
"3 great kings Teacher: ""Can you tell the name of 3 great Kings who have brought happpines and peace into people lives?"" Student: "" Smo-king"", Drin-king and Fuc-king"""
"Earth has billions of inhabitants, while Uranus has only one.... My dick."
"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks between fits."
"The yard. Son: Dad! Dad: What is it son? Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys? Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!"
"What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken."