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Joke of the Day

"There is one rule to Tennis Love means nothing"

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"The janitor's union called for sweeping reforms."
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"What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the south. Nothing, someone's losing the trailer."
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"How does JK Rowling text her friends that she's just kidding :("