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Joke of the Day

"""love is the most powerful force in the universe"" wrong! huge explosions are"

"Part of the Reddit fence got ripped out of the ground by a tornado. We've been having to do a lot of re-posting."

"Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing? He didn't want to get hippothermia."

"Dear Americans: It's called snow. It's cold and wet, but can't hurt you from inside the house. It has no opposable thumbs. #AskCanada"

"I met my ex-wife at the gym. We didn't workout."

"""OH MY GOD IS THAT GLUTEN ON THE FLOOR!?!?!"" Great way to clear the checkout lines at Whole Foods."

"What's a capitalist's favourite dessert? PROFITeroles. Bad, I know."

"What do you call an alcoholic eating grapes? Impatient."

"[Date] Me: tell me about yourself Her: I'm really vegan Me: oh no Her: and I have a kid Me: oh no Her: his name is Kale Me: ohhh noo"

"What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common? They are fun to ride until your friends find out."