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Joke of the Day

"Writing a Play I'm gonna write a musical made up of only puns and call it ""A Play On Words"""

"My family puts the ""C"" in Awckward because the majority of them didn't graduate high school and are horrible spellers."

"How do you throw a party in Nigeria? You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling"

"Reports coming in of mass sheep rustling Suspects on the lamb"

"There was a devastating fire in my shoe shop. So many lost Soles."

"What did Oliver Twist say at the slave auction? Please sir, I want some moors."

"During a medical school lecture, a doctor explains that, under common circumstances, two bones meet at a right angle A student responds: ""That seems like orthonormal thinking""."

"LSD makes users lose weight' That makes sense, it's kinda hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it."

"Whats the difference between a brown noser and a shithead? Depth Perception"

"An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough"