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Joke of the Day
"What do you call alternative medicine that works? Medicine."
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"What do you cal a Deaf and Mute person? It doesn't matter. He's not going to come."
"How do you titillate an ocelot? Oscillate its tit a lot."
"What did the comedian say before he hung himself? ""Sorry for being a noose-ance."""
"Sporks: the bisexual's favorite utensil"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alvin ! Alvin who ! Alvin zis competition - just vait and see!"
"I turn to my brother and ask Hey bro, what's the most you've jerked off in one day? ""About 3 dudes""."
"Why don't computers have any brothers? They are all trans-sisters."
"As a Jew, I refuse to enter any steam room or sauna until I've seen other people come out."
"How are expecting to cure cancer when we as a society can't figure out how to merge into traffic correctly?"