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Joke of the Day

"How are expecting to cure cancer when we as a society can't figure out how to merge into traffic correctly?"

"""Sir, you cannot fish here!"" ""Don't worry, I'm just teaching my worm to swim."""

"I'm starting a new movement that encourages people to take things one step at a time Unfortunately, it's taking a long time to catch on."

"Knock Knock..... Whos there?? 9x11 9x11 Who?? 9x11 paper fight... I came up with this is a fit of insanity from sleep deprivation, so just laugh at it."

"I love Ebay. Sold my homing pigeon 8 times last month."

"What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old? Ayeee-Matey"

"Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup? Pho queue"

"What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? [They're all gone.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzwDgz053PI)"

"Coworker: I can't believe my wife left me. I should of treated her better. Me *should have"

"Here's the best joke I know The American School System"