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Joke of the Day

"Why don't computers have any brothers? They are all trans-sisters."

"The purpose of Terrorism is to scare and make people feel unsafe, which is something it has in common with Cable News."

"She was only the stableman's daughter but all the horsemen knew her."

"Argon walks into a bar The bartender looks up angrily, yelling at him, ""Get out! We don't take stuck up snobs like you!"" Argon doesn't react."

"Why do Apes like tall buildings? They want to climb the heights of the business world!"

"What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow? Spoiled milk."

"What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie? ""People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP""!"

"I went for a run. I was out 2 minutes before I had to return because I forgot something... ...I forgot that I'm fat and can't run for more than 2 minutes"

"what do you call a baby in the middle of the ocean without arms or legs? fucked."

"Did you hear about Medusa's short lived stand up career? She always faced a tough crowd."