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Joke of the Day
"What do you cal a Deaf and Mute person? It doesn't matter. He's not going to come."
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"Jared ended his career at Subway the same way he started it... (part 2) Enamored by 7 year old meat and buns."
"Chuck Norris walked in a chinese restaurant and asked for Chicken Parmesan with Bruschetta bread...and got it."
"I bought my son a puppy... I bought my son a puppy for his birthday but I accidentally ran him over as I was backing out my driveway. At least I still have the puppy"
"Me: I know you from somewhere Jesus: I get that a lot Me: no I'm sure Jesus: just one of those faces Me: [holding arms out] go like this"
"Germany Cracks Down on Muslim Sex Attacks By Giving Girls No' Tattoos Other choices include ""No Anal"" ""No Creampies"" ""No Bukkake"""
"How do you end a prayer to the Noodle God? Ramen."
"I eat those silica gel packets because consumer electronics are not the boss of me."
"What is the ideal weight for a lawyer? About 3 pounds, including the urn."
"What cause of death prevents a man from having a closed-casket funeral? Viagra overdose"