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Joke of the Day

"How do you titillate an ocelot? Oscillate its tit a lot."

"An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar The bartender turns to them, takes one look, and says, ""What is this - some kind of joke?"""

"I'd rather buy a box of cereal than an iPhone 7 Because you can have apples with your jacks"

"My wallet just went through the wash. I guess you could say I've been laundering money."

"Hitler Maybe Hitler was just a fitness trainer and he was helping all the Jews burn a few calories"

"Did you hear about the narcissist who called himself Jesus Christ? He used the Lord's name in vain."

"Don't trust anyone who wants to ""get you out of your comfort zone."" Why would you ever want to leave something called a comfort zone?!"

"GF: I'm leaving you because you're obsessed with Spanish puns and Despicable Me. ME: Please don't go. You're Juan in a minion."

"Why was the headmaster worried? Because there were too many rulers in school!"

"What did the dinosaur say after the car crash? I'msosaurus"