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Joke of the Day
"What did the comedian say before he hung himself? ""Sorry for being a noose-ance."""
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"[hails Satan] [Satan pulls up in his cab]"
"Hate shaving? Cut some time out of your morning routine by leaping into the ocean and letting the tide drag you to a watery demise instead."
"What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks"
"How did the hooker kill herself.. She blew her brains out!"
"I like my coffee like I like my women. Without some other guy's dick in it."
"What do you call a Communist Mexican? A Gaucho Marxist"
"Wife: Where are the kids? Me *turns off router* [from down the hallway] HEYYYYYYY!!!! Me: They're in their rooms."
"Why do so many people in the South get married? Free shotgun"
"I think the blue states should get the taco trucks first, and the red states have to wait, because elections have consequences."