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Joke of the Day

"I ate a hermaphrodite lunch today... I had both a Ding Dong and a Yoohoo."

"""bowl of chips"" 9 out of 10 voices in my head are telling me that I am too fat. The last one is calmly preparing a bowl of chips."

"People keep comparing Trump to Hitler, but that is just not true. I mean, Hitler could paint."

"I hope Fatboy Slim dies on the Hollywood boulevard halfway between the gutter and the stars."

"Why do shower heads have 11 holes? Cause Jews only have ten fingers."

"Baught a dog from a blacksmith yesterday As soon as we got home it made a bolt for the door."

"Ehhhhh! I lost all my money in a Fonzie scheme."

"Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend? He just needed some space."

"Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery? To win dough."

"BALD FLEAS Q; What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head? A: Homeless."