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Joke of the Day
"I hope Fatboy Slim dies on the Hollywood boulevard halfway between the gutter and the stars."
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"Many people are surprised by the engagement of Serena Williams and Alexis Ohanian, but not me. If I founded reddit I'd be searching for better servers too."
"Why did the picture go to jail? because it was framed."
"How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike? Because you never forget!"
"[in Walmart] ""Excuse me, do you have towels?"" ""Oh, I don't work here."" [leans in close] ""I don't give a shit where you work."""
"Muslims are against the consumption of Pork and believe the pig to be unclean. Yet their prophet has Ham in his name."
"Watching tv with 4 and now he knows the word crescent. All I learned as a kid was how hard to hit a cat with a frying pan without killing it"
"A man in a restaurant asks the waiter, ""How does the chef prepare the chicken?"" The waiter replies, ""He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"""
"What do Nazi pilots eat for breakfast? Luftwaffles"
"What do you call a fish without eyes? A FSSSSSHHHH"